I could make wine with my vomit
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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