i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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