Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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