Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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