I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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