Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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