Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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