Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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