It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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