Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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