Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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