No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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