sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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