Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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