they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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