I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
