Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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