And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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