your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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