I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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