sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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