and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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