Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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