Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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