Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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