your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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