i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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