Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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