last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I need to wash the frat house off of me
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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