I feel like I'm in dance class right now
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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