So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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