you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I believe in your delicious
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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