he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
