google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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