so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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