She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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