Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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