Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Its about making memories worth repressing
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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