whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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