Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
tell your sister to shave her snatch
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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