Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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