Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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