And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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