I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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