try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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