This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
