No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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