How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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