I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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