I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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